Jamie Campbell-Bower Duels Robert Pattinson In Twilight New Moon

Another vampire has been cast for New Moon...

British actor Jamie Campbell-Bower has joined the cast of Twilight New Moon and will play the Volturi leader Caius, dueling with heartthrob Robert Pattinson. You might recognize Campbell-Bower from his roles in RocknRolla and Sweeney Todd.

Several of the important Volturi roles are now filled...Dakota Fanning plays Jane... model Noot Seear in the role of Heidi,a "fisher" who brings humans to the Volturi vampires...and now Campbell-Bower as Caius who "forms part of the triumvirate leading the Italian-based coven of vampires."



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Padma Lakshmi: Sexy Ad For A Hardee s Thickburger

Who is Padma Lakshmi? Glad you asked...

38 Years old, Culinary expert and Cookbook author, former model, Host of Bravo's Reality Show "Top Chef", Ex wife of Salman Rushdie(author of The Satanic Verses) and an obvious lover of Hardee's Western Bacon Thickburgers.

Padma Lakshmi describes herself as "the first well known Indian model".

And now she is famous for the way she eats Thickburgers...




Video Source: YouTube User HardeesAds

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Tanya Memme: Host of Sell This House

Meet Tanya Memme.

Tanya is the host of Sell This House, Ex Miss World Canada, correspondent for Global TV`s Entertainment Tonight Canada, and here, there and everywhere.

There is a reason all those men watch Sell This House...it's not just for the projects and ideas to get your home ready for sale.

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Joanna Krupa Says The Pope Made Me Do It

Joanna Krupa, the World's Sexiest Swimsuit Model (according to Playboy or Maxim, depending on who you believe), has said Pope John Paul is her inspiration for swimsuit modeling and posing nude and topless.

Joanna, a Polish-American beauty who moved to the U.S. at age 5, has said (paraphrased), "the Pope said the human body is beautiful and made by God".

We at Muckaroni would like to thank the Pope for his inspirational words and add our name to the list of those "in authority" who say Joanna Krupa is one of the sexiest models in the world.

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Is Jennifer Aniston The Sexiest Woman?

Jennifer Aniston has been named Sexiest Woman in a recent reader poll put on by Details magazine. Details is a men's magazine (duh) that obviously caters to those men in our population that are vision impaired. Hey, Jennifer Aniston is great and all...but the sexiest woman????

Jennifer freaking Aniston??

Let's look at the top 5, shall we??



JENNIFER ANISTON

This is the girl next door. Sexy? Yes. Sexiest? Please...Angelina on her period with a terrible head cold and no make up has her beat by a mile. Just ask Brad.





MEGAN FOX

Here's the first lady on the list that beats Jennifer. Yeah, we know, strange girl and all...and a little trashy. But, this isn't a personality popularity contest, it's a sexiest woman contest. This one isn't even close.





GISELE BUNDCHEN

Y'all pissed that she married Tom Brady? Don't be. He is Tom Brady, after all. As far as sweet girls go, maybe Jennifer tops Gisele. Sexiest? No No No and No. We didn't even use the nude shot on the white horse to prove our point. Don't have to.





FREIDA PINTO

Have you seen Slumdog Millionaire? NO? Then you haven't a clue who this is. This is the first on the list that Jennifer beats. Top 5 for Freida? Not even Top 20 folks.
By the way, Freida is a strong candidate for the old Hollywood name change trick. Pinto just doesn't get it.





KIM KARDASHIAN

That's right. Kim Kardashian. At #5. This pick could be the smoking gun that points to the nominees paying off Details magazine or the readers themselves...hell, Kim has done just about all the B through D list stars by now, might as well start working on the common man. Can you not name 100 Celebs that are sexier? We can. Who is this woman? Proof that a sex tape can get you far in this world. Look for the new Muckaroni sex tape...coming soon to a website near you.


Disagree? Let us know...


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Valerie Bertinelli In A Bikini PHOTOS!

Valerie Bertinelli has posed for a People magazine cover in a Bikini to show off her 50 pound weight loss. Valerie, the child star of One Day At A Time, Ex wife of Eddie Van Helen and spokesperson for Jenny Craig is looking great...

Valerie had lost 40 some pounds when she posed for the January Issue of Fitness, and 50 pounds for the People cover below. Weight loss aside, it amazes us that this 48 year old woman on the Fitness cover looks so much like the young lady we watched on One Day At A Time.

Valerie had this to say to Fitness:

"My decision to lose weight was about me- how I wanted to feel inside. I had to do this for myself... You have to give yourself time. It doesn't happen overnight. I started this journey in March 2007. It's got to be a long-term commitment."

And on people' perception that it's easier for celebs to lose weight and stay fit with the resources and money available to them...

"Well, truthfully, most celebrities do. Look, I understand the cynicism that we have all these people working for us, doing everything we need done. But that's not the case for me. I cook, I run my own errands. No one can do my workouts for me."

You're looking great Valerie...





Fitness Magazine

People

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Kim Kardashian Defends Lindsay Lohan

Kim Kardashian has come to the defense of Lindsay Lohan, saying that the media is to blame for the perception that she is out of control. The Kardashian Defense, as we like to call it, comes on the heels of a short lived arrest warrant issued for Lindsay last week and an apparent broken house window courtesy of Ms. Lohan.

Kim had this to say to People:

“It’s so sad that there’s such an invasion of privacy, with camera people, cops and paparazzi outside their home. I mean, when have you not thrown something when you’re mad? Everyone has to admit that at one time in their life, they’ve gotten so mad that they’ve thrown something, but maybe not necessarily breaking a window"






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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Having An Affair?

According to an US Weekly Issue getting ready to hit the stands, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are having an affair. The two costar in the Lifetime movie Northern Lights .

The story is that LeeAnn and Eddie formed a strong bond on the movie and have been seen on dinner dates...

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