Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan In Hawaii, Tans in Park, Buys Stuff

Wow. Important news from Muckaroni...

Lindsay Lohan is vacationing in Hawaii with a few of her hanger ons...er...friends. She tanned in a park, showing off her now super skinny self and dropped a few thousand on some designer bags. Her split with Samantha Ronson is still a split and Samantha changed her relationship status on Facebook to "It's Complicated".

Allrighty Then...

Rather than show you the US Pic of her looking like hell in her bikini with her ribs showing...we chose to go with the Lindsay Loahn Bikini Body we knew and loved. Here's the look like hell pic over at OMG! Yahoo



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Rashel Diaz Is Gorgeous Host Of Telemundo

Rashel Diaz is gorgeous host of Telemundo show Levántate.

She was born in Havana, Cuba in 1973.

Here is the Rashel Diaz Official Web Site

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The Hills Audrina Patridge Plays An Angel For PETA?

The Hills Audrina Patridge Plays An Angel For PETA?

Fans of Audrina Partridge of MTV's The Hills may be surprised to learn she is playing an angel in ads for PETA.

The reality TV star poses in a white bikini and wings holding rescued pooch Speedy Gonzalez. (See Below)

A little out of character for Audrina, but what the hell.




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Kim Kardashian Sunburn Pic: Wow! Bet That Hurts

Kim Kardashian Sunburn

Whoa...That's one hell of a sunburn Kim.

Here's what happened, from Kim's own blog:

"I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts!


My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again!"

You'll be okay in a few days, Kim...and thanks for the pic but this is what we see when we think of you:



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Carlie Becker: Carlie Christine Is Carlie Becker. The Plot Thickens

Uh Oh! It seems that Carlie Christine didn't use that name when she went to work for Casa Robles High School...she went by the name of Carlie Becker. Now the story is better...a cheerleader coach fired for posing nude and using an alias. What's Next?

Here is our story on Carlie Becker...ummm...Carlie Christine with link to Cyber Girl Pics.

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Donna Feldman: Israeli Hottie Says Watch Out Brazilians

Donna Feldman, the 5' 10" Israeli-American Beauty says to watch out for the Israelis in the Brazil-Israeli "Who has the most beautiful women and models" war. Donna says,"Tel Aviv is filled with tan, curvy, all-natural exotic women..."

Donna Feldman is an Actress/Model and you might recognize her from You Don't Mess With The Zohan. She played Michal.

We are looking forward to the battle, and think this is one war where everyone really does win.



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Miranda Tozier Robbins: Woman Arrested For Stalking Britney Spears

Ex-American Idol hopeful Miranda Tozier Robbins has been arrested for allegedly stalking Britney Spears. Miranda Tozier Robbins was peering in the window of Britney's home and was wearing camouflage clothes, a backpack and had a camera.

Here is a photo of Miranda Tozier Robbins

Love the camouflage part. Nice touch, Miranda.

Ironically, Miranda sang a Britney Spears song during her time on American Idol.

Imagine that.

As of now, Miranda isn't saying why she was there...

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Carlie Christene Photos! High School Cheerleader Coach Fired From Job For Pics

Uh Oh! It seems that Carlie Christine didn't use that name when she went to work for Casa Robles High School...she went by the name of Carlie Becker. Now the story is better...a cheerleader coach fired for posing nude and using an alias. What's Next?

Carlie Christine was the Casa Robles High School (California) Cheerleader Coach until some nasty little ex-cheerleaders got her fired by...ummm..exposing the pics she posed for during the school's spring break in February.
It seems Carlie was the Cyber Girl of the Week, and school administrators didn't think that was appropriate for a cheerleader coach.

Doesn't matter. We are sure Carlie can turn this "lemon" into lemonade.

Link to Cyber Girl of the Week Photos (Not safe for work. Really.)



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Oksana Pochepa: Admits Affair With Mel Gibson. Oksana Pochepa Photos!

Oksana Pochepa admits she is the woman behind the breakup of Mel Gibson's marraige.The 24-year-old Russian Pop Star says she is in love with the 53-year-old Gibson and hopes their love is "strong and long lasting".

Here is a link to a short Bio of Oksana Pochepa on InterCeleb.com.

Nice little photo gallery there too.

As far as the "strong and long lasting" goes...good luck with that.



Weird Peircings and Strange Tattoos

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Brooklyn Decker To Wed Andy Roddick This Weekend

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Brooklyn Decker and her fiance, Superstar Tennis Player Andy Roddick will wed this weekend, according to various sources on the Web. So, this is as good an excuse as any to post a couple of photos here.

If two Pics aren't enough...here's more.

You're a lucky man, Andy Roddick.



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Rest Easy: Tila Tequila Is Not Dead

Twitter readers got a shock yesterday when they read the headline: "Tila Tequila Is Dead". Tila Tequila is ALIVE and WELL...the rumor apparently started when an obsessed fan vandalized her home, locked her dog in the trunk of her car and sent Tweets from the reality star's Twitter account. Tila, who is shaken up from the incident, Twittered to let fans know that she is OK and staying with friends.

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Padma Lakshmi Allure Magazine Pic Eliza Dushku Allure Magazine Pic

In this month's Allure Magazine...Eliza Dushku, Padma Lakshmi, Sharon Leal, Chelsea Handler and Lynn Collins all pose sans any outfits. Beautiful Ladies all, don't you think?

Eliza Dushku Allure Magazine Photo And Interview

Padma Lakshmi Allure Magazine Photo And Interview

Sharon Leal Allure Magazine Photo And Interview

Chelsea Handler Allure Magazine Photo And Interview

Lynn Collins Allure Magazine Photo And Interview


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Paris Hilton Nude Can't Sell A Little Wine

Paris Hilton Nude (except a little gold body paint) can't even sell a little wine, according to one of our fav odd news sites...NewsLite.Tv. Read More Here!

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Gina Carano: Hot Mixed Martial Arts Fighter

This is Gina Carano,a Professional Mixed Martial Arts (MMA), Undefeated at her craft,Former American Gladiator (Nickname Crush) and a hottie.

The best we can tell,the almost 27 year old Gina is undefeated as a pro MMA fighter. So, she is a hottie that can kick your butt if you get out of line.

Don't get out of line...



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India De Beaufort: Krod Mandoon Hottie

India De Beaufort is a little known British actress who is currently starring in the extremely hyped Comedy Central series Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire. India plays Aneka, Krod's ex-girlfriend.

We don't really give a damn about Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire, but had to splash a few of her pics on our page...she is gorgeous and has an uncanny resemblance to another British actress who was a hottie in her day: Jane Seymour.

This is India De Beaufort:



This is Jane Seymour back in the day:



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Mary McCormack: In Plain Sight Again On April 19th

The hottest U.S. Marshal we know, Mary McCormack, returns as Marshal Mary Shannon on the USA Network series In Plain Sight on Sunday, April 19th.

If we ever have need for the Witness Protection Program, we are looking her up.



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Jennifer Barretta: Pool Pro Hottie

This is Jennifer Barretta, One of the best pool players in the world and undeniable Hottie. She's a mom too.

She has a pretty cool website too...Check it out Here



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