Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan In Hawaii, Tans in Park, Buys Stuff

Wow. Important news from Muckaroni...

Lindsay Lohan is vacationing in Hawaii with a few of her hanger ons...er...friends. She tanned in a park, showing off her now super skinny self and dropped a few thousand on some designer bags. Her split with Samantha Ronson is still a split and Samantha changed her relationship status on Facebook to "It's Complicated".

Allrighty Then...

Rather than show you the US Pic of her looking like hell in her bikini with her ribs showing...we chose to go with the Lindsay Loahn Bikini Body we knew and loved. Here's the look like hell pic over at OMG! Yahoo



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Rashel Diaz Is Gorgeous Host Of Telemundo

Rashel Diaz is gorgeous host of Telemundo show Levántate.

She was born in Havana, Cuba in 1973.

Here is the Rashel Diaz Official Web Site

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The Hills Audrina Patridge Plays An Angel For PETA?

The Hills Audrina Patridge Plays An Angel For PETA?

Fans of Audrina Partridge of MTV's The Hills may be surprised to learn she is playing an angel in ads for PETA.

The reality TV star poses in a white bikini and wings holding rescued pooch Speedy Gonzalez. (See Below)

A little out of character for Audrina, but what the hell.




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Kim Kardashian Sunburn Pic: Wow! Bet That Hurts

Kim Kardashian Sunburn

Whoa...That's one hell of a sunburn Kim.

Here's what happened, from Kim's own blog:

"I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts!


My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again!"

You'll be okay in a few days, Kim...and thanks for the pic but this is what we see when we think of you:



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Carlie Becker: Carlie Christine Is Carlie Becker. The Plot Thickens

Uh Oh! It seems that Carlie Christine didn't use that name when she went to work for Casa Robles High School...she went by the name of Carlie Becker. Now the story is better...a cheerleader coach fired for posing nude and using an alias. What's Next?

Here is our story on Carlie Becker...ummm...Carlie Christine with link to Cyber Girl Pics.

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Donna Feldman: Israeli Hottie Says Watch Out Brazilians

Donna Feldman, the 5' 10" Israeli-American Beauty says to watch out for the Israelis in the Brazil-Israeli "Who has the most beautiful women and models" war. Donna says,"Tel Aviv is filled with tan, curvy, all-natural exotic women..."

Donna Feldman is an Actress/Model and you might recognize her from You Don't Mess With The Zohan. She played Michal.

We are looking forward to the battle, and think this is one war where everyone really does win.



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Miranda Tozier Robbins: Woman Arrested For Stalking Britney Spears

Ex-American Idol hopeful Miranda Tozier Robbins has been arrested for allegedly stalking Britney Spears. Miranda Tozier Robbins was peering in the window of Britney's home and was wearing camouflage clothes, a backpack and had a camera.

Here is a photo of Miranda Tozier Robbins

Love the camouflage part. Nice touch, Miranda.

Ironically, Miranda sang a Britney Spears song during her time on American Idol.

Imagine that.

As of now, Miranda isn't saying why she was there...

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